How to make an Awesome Sandwich

Posted by hardwarehank, Sun Jun 11 12:18:47 UTC 2006

Wow. I just made the tastiest sandwich ever. Here are the instructions:

1. Get some Rye Bread (I used “Extra Sour” rye)

2. Get some Green Pepper

3. Get some Tomato

4. Get some Miracle Whip

5. Get some Shredded Beef

6. Get some Mustard

7. Put the oven on broil and put the bread in

8. Cut up your pepper and tomato.

9. Check the bread.

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10. Finally, take the bread out and place golden side down on plate

11. Put on generous amount of miracle whip

12. Put on tomato

13. Put on green pepper

14. Put on mustard (just squirt it as evenly as possible)

15. Put on cheese

16. Put on beef

17. Put on bread

Here’s what it should look like:

Congratulations. You can cook.